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* ./doc/fortunes.txt: a few IRC fortune cookies for those with too much
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<Meuuh> intf: added `--vout' to playlist
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<Meuuh> intf: added `dummy' to playlist
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-- #videolan
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<Stef> bon j'ai trouvé d'où venait les trashs d'images
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<sam> t'es un dieu
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<Stef> bin justement ct de ma faute :)
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<sam> t'es une merde
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<colin> p_bit_stream->buffer |=((u32) *(p_bit_stream->byte_stream.p_byte++))
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<colin> << (24 - p_bit_stream->i_available);
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<colin> psychopathes
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<Stef> xav - AZRTYUUUUOP"'(-È
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<Stef> oups je devrais pas nettoyer mon clavier par ici :)
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<bbpig> sam : {#][^#{~]@[ ;P
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<sam> bbp ?
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<bbpig> sam : pouette
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<sam> ah
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<bbpig> :)
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<sam> ok, gotta sleep now
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<sam> it was very nice having this interesting discussion with you
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<NovaKANE> spudec error: index mismatch (0x0331 != 0x0000)
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<NovaKANE> spudec error: unknown command 0x7d
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<sam> NovaKANE: yeah if you could cut a slice of VOB it would be pretty helpful
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<jlj> hey, don't you plan on making fair use of your DVDs
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<jlj> I'll give my good friend Jack a call
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<NovaKANE> vlc is using about 3% cpu with no audio/video
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<sam> 3% ? the interface isn't bloated enough then :)
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-+- djk sets topic on #videolan to: "VideoLAN - 100% skin free DVD!"
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<vektor> so, i think it's time for a mass exodus to libdvdcss.
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<taaz> ack! hold on a minute
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<vektor> what?
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<vektor> did you feel a great disturbance in the force?
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-- #livid
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<stef> héhé, mais j'ai acheté une voiture :)
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<Meuuh> ouaaah oh, quoi ?
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<stef> une petite 206 toute noire
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<reno> ce qu'il dit pas c'est que c'est une s16 ;)
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<Meuuh> ah 16 bits signés ?
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<Meuuh> je l'ai pas testé, hein, faut pas déconner non plus
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<Meuuh> c le boulot des users de tester
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<Xag> j ai du retard ds le son quand je stream du dvd.
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<Meuuh> sur ton iPAQ ?
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<Xag> nan laptop
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<Xag> et le CPU n est pas a 100%
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<Xag> et j utilise le dsp
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<Meuuh> ah c'est dommage
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<Meuuh> fais un test de grossesse, on sait jamais
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<sam> CHRISTIAN
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<sam> MARILLAT
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<sam> IS
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<sam> A
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<sam> COMPLETE
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<sam> ____ ___ ____ _ ___ _ _____ _ ____ _
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<sam> | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____| / \ | _ \ | |
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<sam> | | | | | | | ' /| |_| | _| / _ \ | | | | | |
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<sam> | |_| | | |___| . \| _ | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_|
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<sam> |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\____/ (_)
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<sam>
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<bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
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<stef> _it_ came to me
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<sam> anyway, why should we care? as soon as we release libvlc, it'll be in
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the MPlayer CVS :)
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<Meuuh> I read a Jean-Claude Vandamme interview yesterday and it works well
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<Meuuh> except for the sound
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<Kev> Do you really want to have the sound for Jean-Claude Van Damme?
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<JediMaster> I'm using the gtk+ interface in kde3
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<lit> silly
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<lit> heheh
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<lit> i use the gnome interface in gnome
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<lit> CALL ME CRAZY
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<vax> $grabeuh
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<gally> heheheuhrahaaheuwaheuhehrabeugraaaahawhahrahaa !!
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<vax> hey THAT was a nice grabeuh
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<gibalou> hi vax, how's work ?
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<vax> beuhh .. another question ? :P
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<gibalou> heuh, how's you girlfriend ? ;-)
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<Meuuh> BTW, there is "Jeanne et le garçon formidable" on M6
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<Meuuh> this movie is so great
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<Meuuh> jlj you debug the http plug-in ? :p
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<jlj> well, you're so busy with Virginie Ledoyen, so I had to do it :)
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