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2016-05-19 11:39:02 -05:00 · 2016-05-19 11:39:02 -05:00 · 881908ab81
parent f1371aa506
commit 881908ab81
7 changed files with 331 additions and 4 deletions
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 deploy.sh
+node_modules/

 # Created by https://www.gitignore.io/api/vim,osx

--- a/generate.js
+++ b/generate.js
@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+var Mustache = require('mustache'),
+    yaml     = require('js-yaml'),
+    fs       = require('fs');
+
+
+var parrots = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync("parrots.json")),
+    emoji   = [];
+
+fs.writeFileSync("index.html", Mustache.render(fs.readFileSync("index.mustache").toString(), {parrots: parrots}));
+
+parrots.forEach(function (e, i, a) {
+  emoji.push({
+    name: e.gif.replace('.gif', ''),
+    src: "http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/" + e.gif
+  });
+});
+
+fs.writeFileSync("parrotparty.yaml", yaml.dump({title: "parrotparty", emojis: emoji}));
--- a/index.html
+++ b/index.html
@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
        <hr/>

        <ul>
-          <li><img src="parrots/parrot.gif" alt="Parrot"/>Parrot</li>
+          <li><img src="parrots/parrot.gif" alt="Parrot"/> Parrot</li>
          <li><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" alt="Middle Parrot"/> Middle Parrot</li>
          <li><img src="parrots/rightparrot.gif" alt="Right Parrot"/> Right Parrot</li>
          <li><img src="parrots/aussieparrot.gif" alt="Aussie Parrot"/> Aussie Parrot</li>
@ -92,9 +92,9 @@
          <li><img src="parrots/partyparrot.gif" alt="Party Parrot"/> Party Parrot</li>
          <li><img src="parrots/sadparrot.gif" alt="Sad Parrot"/> Sad Parrot<span tooltip="Parrots are entitled to their full range of emotions.">*</span></li>
          <li><img src="parrots/parrotcop.gif" alt="Parrot Cop"/> Parrot Cop<span tooltip="Not to be confused with Stripper Parrot!">*</span></li>
-          <li><img src="parrots/fastparrot.gif" alt="Fast Parrot"/>Fast Parrot<span tooltip="Now with 50% more party!">*</span></li>
-          <li><img src="parrots/slowparrot.gif" alt="Slow Parrot"/>Slow Parrot<span tooltip="Web 1.0 all over again!">*</span></li>
-          <li><img src="parrots/parrotdad.gif" alt="Parrot Dad"/><a href="http://i.imgur.com/USC90yq.gif" target="_blank">Parrot Dad</a><span tooltip="Is totally freaking out.">*</span></li>
+          <li><img src="parrots/fastparrot.gif" alt="Fast Parrot"/> Fast Parrot<span tooltip="Now with 50% more party!">*</span></li>
+          <li><img src="parrots/slowparrot.gif" alt="Slow Parrot"/> Slow Parrot<span tooltip="Web 1.0 all over again!">*</span></li>
+          <li><img src="parrots/parrotdad.gif" alt="Parrot Dad"/> Parrot Dad<span tooltip="Is totally freaking out.">*</span></li>
          <li><img src="parrots/dealwithitparrot.gif" alt="Deal With It Parrot"/> Deal With It Parrot</li>
          <li><img src="parrots/fiestaparrot.gif" alt="Fiesta Parrot"/> Fiesta Parrot</li>
          <li><img src="parrots/chillparrot.gif" alt="Chill Parrot"/> Chill Parrot</li>
--- a/index.mustache
+++ b/index.mustache
@ -0,0 +1,142 @@
+<!DOCTYPE HTML>
+<html lang="en">
+  <head>
+    <meta charset="utf-8">
+    <title>Cult of the Party Parrot</title>
+    <meta name=viewport content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
+    <link href='https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Montserrat' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="parrot.css?v=5">
+
+    <meta property="og:title" content="Cult of the Party Parrot" />
+    <meta property="og:type" content="website" />
+    <meta property="og:description" content="THE PARROT INSISTS" />
+    <meta property="og:image" content="/og.png" />
+
+    <!--
+
+                          ........:oo:........
+                       o//ssssssssyhhysssss+////o                   .'''''''''''''''''.
+                 mddmmm/::ddddddddddddddmmmyss::/mmN               |   PARTY OR DIE   |
+                 o..+oodddmmmhhhhhhhhhhhdmmmmmdddooy               | ,................'
+              h::oyyhddmmm+++///////////++++++mmmddy::s            |/
+           Nyyo[[sddhyyyyy::::::::::::::::::::yyymmh//oyym
+           h..:oohmm+:://///::::////////////////+mmmmms..sNN
+           m++sddmmm+::hddhhy::+ddddddddddddddhhhmmmmmdhh+++d
+        Nsssyyhmmhssooodmmhhh::+mmdyyyyyyyyddddddmmmmmmmmo::d
+      mmd../mmmmmo::shhdmmhhh::+mmhooooooooyhhmmmmmmmmmmmyssdmm
+      +++++smmdddo::///dmmhhh::+mmhooooooooooommmmmddddmmmdd/++m
+      ``+hhhmmhoo/:::::oooooossymmhooooooooyyymmdoooooydddmmo//N
+      ++:mmmmmy:::::::::::::/yyhmmhooooooooyhhmmd:::::+yyhmmyssddd
+      ooommmmmy:::::::::::::://ommhooooooooooommd:::::://shhdmm+..
+      yyhmmh++/::::::::::::::::+mmhooooooooyyymmd::::::::/++hmm+//
+      dddmmh++/::::::::::::::::+mmhooooooooyhhddh:::::::::::hmmysshhd
+      mmmmmdhhs::::::::::::::::+mmhoooooooohhhhhy:::::::::::hmmhhh``+
+      mmmmmh++/::::::::::::::::+mmdhhsooooodmm++/:::::::::::hmmsss``+
+      dddmmhoo+::::::::::::::::+dddddyssyyydmm::::::::::::::hmmsoo++o
+      dddmmdhho::::::::::::::::+hhdmmddddmmmmm::::::::::::::hmmsooNNN
+      mmmmmh///::::::::::::::::+hhdmmmmmmmmddd::::::::::::::hmmsoo++/
+      yyhmmdss+::::::::::::::::/ooydddmmmmmsoo::::::::::::::yddhyy::+
+      ++ommmmmy:::::::::::::::::::ohhdmmddd/::::::::::::::::shhdmmsssNNNmmN
+      ..+mmmmmy:::::::::::::::::::://shh+//:::::::::::::::::://dmmmmdoo+..o
+      ``+dddmmhss+:::::::::::::::::::+++/::::::::::::::::::::::ooodddhhysshNNy++m
+      ``+hhdmmdhhs///:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::yyymmmmmmmmo++hNNmdd
+      ``+hhdmmdhhhhh+:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/hhhhhdmmmmmsoo...
+      ``+ddmmmdhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyo:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::+++++sdddmmdhhsss//+
+      ``+mmmmmhsshhhhhhhhhhhhhhy++/:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::+ssyyydmmddd///hhd
+      ``+mmmmmy::shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ymmmmmmmh../
+      ``+mmmmmy:://////////////ohhhyy+::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::///hddmmmhhs++s
+      ``+mmmmmhssssssssssssssssydddddysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdddmmmmmy::s
+      ``+mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhooh
+
+    -->
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <div id="wrapper">
+      <article>
+        <div>
+          <h1>Cult of the Party Parrot</h1>
+        </div>
+       
+        <table>
+          <tr>
+            <td><img src="parrots/parrot.gif" /></td>
+            <td><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /></td>
+            <td><img src="parrots/rightparrot.gif" /></td>
+          </tr>
+          <tr>
+            <td><img src="parrots/parrot.gif" /></td>
+            <td><h2>PARTY OR DIE</h2></td>
+            <td><img src="parrots/rightparrot.gif" /></td>
+          </tr>
+          <tr>
+            <td><img src="parrots/parrot.gif" /></td>
+            <td><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /><img src="parrots/middleparrot.gif" /></td>
+            <td><img src="parrots/rightparrot.gif" /></td>
+          </tr>
+        </table>
+
+        <hr/>
+
+        <ul>
+          {{#parrots}}
+          <li><img src="parrots/{{gif}}" alt="{{name}}"/> {{name}}{{#tip}}<span tooltip="{{tip}}">*</span>{{/tip}}</li>
+          {{/parrots}}
+        </ul>
+
+        <hr/>
+
+        <a class="button" href="parrots.zip"></a>
+        <p>(zip, 88kb)</p>
+
+        <aside><p>Add them to your Slack. Do it.</p></aside>
+
+        <hr/>
+
+        <img src="/shirt.jpg" alt=":parrot:" style="width: 50%; min-width: 300px;"/>
+
+        <p><a class="button-small" href="https://cottonbureau.com/products/parrot">Get The Shirt</a></p>
+
+        <hr/>
+
+        <p>
+          <a class="button-small" href="paint/">Parrot Paint</a>
+          <a class="button-small" href="https://github.com/jmhobbs/cultofthepartyparrot.com">GitHub</a>
+          <a class="button-small" href="parrot.svg">SVG</a>
+        </p>
+        
+        <hr/>
+        
+        <p>
+          Party Parrot based on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY">Sirocco</a>, the hardest partying parrot ever.
+        </p>
+
+        <img src="sirocco.gif" alt="Sirocco" />
+
+        <p>
+          Sirocco is a member of the endangered Kākāpō species.
+        </p>
+
+        <p>
+          <a class="button-small" href="http://kakaporecovery.org.nz/sirocco/">Donate To Keep Them Partying</a>
+        </p>
+
+        <hr/>
+
+      </article>
+
+      <footer>
+        With <img src="parrots/parrot.gif"> from <a href="http://midwestdevchat.com/">Midwest Dev Chat</a> &amp; <a href="https://github.com/jmhobbs/cultofthepartyparrot.com#thanks">friends</a>
+      </footer>
+
+      <script>
+        (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){
+          (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o),
+        m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m)
+        })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga');
+
+        ga('create', 'UA-1664885-25', 'auto');
+        ga('send', 'pageview');
+      </script>
+    </div>
+  </body>
+</html>
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+{
+  "name": "cultofthepartyparrot.com",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "PARTY OR DIE",
+  "main": "generate.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+https://github.com/jmhobbs/cultofthepartyparrot.com.git"
+  },
+  "author": "John Hobbs <john@velvetcache.org>",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/jmhobbs/cultofthepartyparrot.com/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/jmhobbs/cultofthepartyparrot.com#readme",
+  "devDependencies": {
+    "js-yaml": "^3.6.1",
+    "mustache": "^2.2.1"
+  }
+}
--- a/parrotparty.yaml
+++ b/parrotparty.yaml
@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+title: parrotparty
+emojis:
+  - name: parrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/parrot.gif'
+  - name: middleparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/middleparrot.gif'
+  - name: rightparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/rightparrot.gif'
+  - name: aussieparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/aussieparrot.gif'
+  - name: gothparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/gothparrot.gif'
+  - name: oldtimeyparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/oldtimeyparrot.gif'
+  - name: boredparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/boredparrot.gif'
+  - name: shuffleparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/shuffleparrot.gif'
+  - name: shufflefurtherparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/shufflefurtherparrot.gif'
+  - name: congaparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/congaparrot.gif'
+  - name: reversecongaparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/reversecongaparrot.gif'
+  - name: partyparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/partyparrot.gif'
+  - name: sadparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/sadparrot.gif'
+  - name: parrotcop
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/parrotcop.gif'
+  - name: fastparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/fastparrot.gif'
+  - name: slowparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/slowparrot.gif'
+  - name: parrotdad
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/parrotdad.gif'
+  - name: dealwithitparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/dealwithitparrot.gif'
+  - name: fiestaparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/fiestaparrot.gif'
+  - name: chillparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/chillparrot.gif'
+  - name: explodyparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/explodyparrot.gif'
+  - name: shufflepartyparrot
+    src: 'http://cultofthepartyparrot.com/parrots/shufflepartyparrot.gif'
--- a/parrots.json
+++ b/parrots.json
@ -0,0 +1,97 @@
+[
+    {
+        "gif": "parrot.gif",
+        "name": "Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "middleparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Middle Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "rightparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Right Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "aussieparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Aussie Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "gothparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Goth Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "oldtimeyparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Old Timey Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "boredparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Bored Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "shuffleparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Shuffle Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "shufflefurtherparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Shuffle Further Parrot",
+        "tip": "Combine with Shuffle Parrot for a conga line!"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "congaparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Conga Line Parrot",
+        "tip": "A self sufficient conga line parrot!"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "reversecongaparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Reverse Conga Line Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "partyparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Party Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "sadparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Sad Parrot",
+        "tip": "Parrots are entitled to their full range of emotions."
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "parrotcop.gif",
+        "name": "Parrot Cop",
+        "tip": "Not to be confused with Stripper Parrot!"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "fastparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Fast Parrot",
+        "tip": "Now with 50% more party!"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "slowparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Slow Parrot",
+        "tip": "Web 1.0 all over again!"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "parrotdad.gif",
+        "name": "Parrot Dad",
+        "tip": "Is totally freaking out."
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "dealwithitparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Deal With It Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "fiestaparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Fiesta Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "chillparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Chill Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "explodyparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Explody Parrot"
+    },
+    {
+        "gif": "shufflepartyparrot.gif",
+        "name": "Shuffle Party Parrot"
+    }
+]